Tits

Nathan is 20 months old. He is the MASTER of one-word communication. Usually, this word is

"No."

This morning, I plucked Nathan from his crib and as I was balancing him on my left hip, he turned to me and said his usual super-low-deep-throaty-i-just-woke-up voice,

"Hi."

Then, he pointed to my boob, and very clearly, slowly, calmly, in his same super-low-deep-throaty-i-just-woke-up voice said,

"Tits."

(jaw dropping to floor)

What the hell are they teaching my kid at school????? He's 1 year old, for God's sake! I think I need to have a parent-teacher conference to discuss their so-called award-winning curriculum.